watchog:

if you think i seem thirsty for attention

  1. i am

(Source: calakazam, via fake-mermaid)

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suzuharatoji:

WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER

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(via hotboyproblems)

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claphne:

child

why u scream

(via phobias)

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If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I killed. You can kill yourself too, but that doesn’t mean you got to stop living. Vargus, Archie’s Final Project (via kushandwizdom)
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gerward:

when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin

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(Source: gerward, via hotboyproblems)

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perfumeandpancakes:

ellen degeneres can host my funeral

(via relahvant)

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lickitungrapunxel:

noddin my head like yeah 

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movin my hips like yeah 

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(Source: tekkenball, via orgasm)

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weteevee:

when you get a hot new mutual

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(via guy)

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via pizza)

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  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
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live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump, via rnontparnasse)

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sniffing:

Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

(via phobias)

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