skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

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jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

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foodchewer:

no one cares just reblog my selfie

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dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

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intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

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I’m really afraid to feel happy because it never lasts.  Andy Warhol (via felicefawn)

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nijuukoo:

staff:

staff:

We updated the tumblr video player and added notifications whenever someone answers you ask.

April Fools

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burgerkid:

trying to run away from my problems like

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