foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

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queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

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cramp:

loathingbitch:

cramp:

i like to live life on the edge

maybe you should jump

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perspectave:

im only motivated to sort out my life when i have good music playing

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shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

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civilwhore:

when you see a cute boy

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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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braydaaan:

do you ever just give up trying and accept failure 

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