easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

(via stability)

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  • me when im 420 years old: lol
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lunalovelock:

list of cute things

  • you
  • also you
  • hey look you
  • and you
  • wait wait wait
  • you
  • you’re cute

(via obamafart)

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sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

(via guy)

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kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

image

(Source: lysistratas-moved, via stability)

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spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

(via obamafart)

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insertunnecessarygeekiness:

yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just

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right out the window

(via guy)

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are people becoming more annoying or am i becoming more angry

(Source: juhjamz, via fake-mermaid)

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crumbduck:

*choking back tears* wanna fight 

(via hotboyproblems)

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  • me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
  • me: gets in bed
  • me: how was earth created
  • me: who made microwaves
  • me: how does the internet even work
  • me: i'm hungry
  • me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
  • me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • me: too tired to sleep
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